Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Gospel XXI: Can Internet Narcissim aka Microblogging Ever Really Be Metal?

me: don't be too cool
you know you love it
kraig: buzz
me: you know you'll stalk it
kraig: im done
im a twitter guy
me: bees are so much more metal than chirping little birds
i mean they have a stinger
and can kill people
kraig: birds were dinosaurs once
me: that's true so in the past they could have ripped people apart
but they def said raaaawwwwrrrrr
instead of tweet

verdict: dinosaurs *are* pretty metal and are definitely brutal

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXI I-should-be-working am

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