The friend back-stab. We've all been there. You think you're bff's, that you're kindred spirits. Sister's for life!!!! And then one day they turn into a back stabbing psychotic whore who pushes back your emotional develop back about three years.
Obviously you had nothing to do with this relationship breakdown. You're defensive? Paranoid? Demanding? On you these traits are adorable. Everyone else should just learn to accept you for who you are.
You try to be mature, "take the high road." You don't want to "cause drama." In these situations it always looks better to play it cool. On the inside however, you have all these detailed fantasies that end up with all your friends cheering you on as you sucker punch the bitch in a bar.
Bob knows the drill.
He knows that you secretly stalk her facebook, twitter, blogs, and whatever form of public communication you both happen to be on these days.
He knows that whenever you think of that last fight that your jaw clenches and a manic glint appears in your eye that screams run the frak away, I'm out for blood.
Don't worry. Channel you're inner scorpio, lock it up, and lay in wait. In all likelihood she is going through the same emotional process and when you inevitably run into her again you need to be the one who acts like you didn't care. Like you're soul wasn't ripped out through you're nostrils. Acting cold is way more hurtful than acting angry.
If it doesn't work and you are over taken by the angry beast that is your inner rage, oh well. Sometimes it's satisfying to be the psycho.
~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XIX 4:18 pm
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Be one with the psycho.
ReplyDeleteI'm stilling waiting for my chance.