Gospel XXVII: On Assassintation

Although very entertaining in theory and movie production, snakes on a plane is not the most efficient way to kill your intended target.

I mean if Samuel L. Jackson is there, they will probably survive and you'll end up Tough Mike's ass candy.

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXVII 7:11 am

Gospel XXVI: On the Best Way to Enact Change

Kill the baby boomers!! Bob says let's end their hypocritical reign of tyranny!

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXVI flower power o'cklock

XXV: On What the Disgustingly Rich Contribute to Society

Nothing.

That's why they're disgusting.


Their wealth is derived from YOUR labor. What do you get back?


Debt.


You *owe* them for the plundering of your created economic value.


~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXV 11:59 pm

Gospel XXIV: On the Warped Views of the Wealthy

Their definition of sports consists of golf, tennis, and scuba diving.

Seriously.

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXIV noonish

Gospel XXIII: On Florida

Florida is the Eden of America. Where everyone wants to end up when they retire! It's this mystical place where it's always sunny and warm! Where maybe someday you can live in a mansion that's located in a cushy resort while you pop valum on your six-story yacht. Believe it or not, some people already live this wonderful life! And you can too!!

...if you're from an old money family }:)


~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXIII 3:00 pm

Gospel XXII: On Excercise

If you take the stairs instead of the elevator and consider that a work out you're not getting enough exercise.

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXII 6:00 am

Gospel XXI: Can Internet Narcissim aka Microblogging Ever Really Be Metal?

me: don't be too cool
you know you love it
kraig: buzz
me: you know you'll stalk it
kraig: im done
im a twitter guy
me: bees are so much more metal than chirping little birds
i mean they have a stinger
and can kill people
kraig: birds were dinosaurs once
me: that's true so in the past they could have ripped people apart
but they def said raaaawwwwrrrrr
instead of tweet

verdict: dinosaurs *are* pretty metal and are definitely brutal

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XXI I-should-be-working am