If you don't know what I mean by an epic Friday or Saturday night let me give you an example.
Finish a bottle of vodka with two of your good friends by 7:52.
Move onto the Champagne by 8 to celebrate the change from Nickelodeon to Nick at Night.
Then have a Jay-Z dance party that includes "Big Pimpin'"
Then move on to Karaoke.
Remember Epic Friday and Saturday nights are a Commandment in the Church of the Subgenius
The word of Bob.
~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle X 8:14 pm

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