Prophecy III

Facebook will lower the collective intelligence of all that use it.
People instinctively know this and will continue the addiction anyway.

Gospel XVII: On Radical Femminism

Or some might say, the radical solution.
SCUM people are kinda crazy, but they might be onto something...
...some might even argue that this would solve all our enviornmental problems.
Just Saying.

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XVII 3:45 pm

Gospel XVI: On the Monday Morning Commute

When on your daily commute and inevitably come across someone in need, how do you react? When you wittiness a mother trying to carry a baby stroller up a flight of stairs, or see someone has dropped a glove. Do you like most others just go about your business, assuming that someone else will help the poor schmuck? Is this avoidant behavior systemic of our cold callous society? OR are you just an asshole?

Think about it.

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XVI 7:32 am

Gospel XV: On the New Years Promise

Hey Fatty!

Instead of making yet another false new years promise of this year getting in shape, how about you do the socially conscious thing and develop a nice case of agoraphobia.

We will all thank you.

~The Gospel of Minister McGonagle XV New Years Dawn am